You know, the superstar of Tamil Cinema, Rajinikanth, or Rajini as he is popularly known as, is the undisputed king and Superstar of the Box Office. Everybody in Cutout-Nadu (Tamilnadu) knows this, and the man has the impact of a Demi-God in the state. Yes, this is the most obvious statement one can possibly utter.

But there are some unknown facts and abilities about Thala* Rajini that has remained largely under wraps. Here it is, the ultimate scoop on the powers and abilities of the Superstar !!!

The POWER of RAJINIKANTH
1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
2. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
3. Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
4. When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
5. Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
6. Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch; HE decides what time it is.
7. Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
8. Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
9. There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
10. Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
11. Rajnikant can divide by zero.
12. Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
13. When taking the GRE, write "Rajnikant" for every answer. You will score over 1600.
14. Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moon s is the Earth.
15. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
16. An old English dictionary dating back to 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"
17. If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
18. Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
19. Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
20. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
21. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
22. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, because Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
23. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
24. James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
25. Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendants now have white hair .

Wow! This man is really our very own superhero. Superman, Batman and Co. have nothing compared to the sheer power of Super Rajini. If you know of any other powers or abilities of Super Rajini, kindly let me know.

* Affectionate term for Leader
Disclaimer: This is a harmless, humorous take on Mr.Rajinikanth and is not intended to hurt him or his fans in any way.

Actually that isn't true. Actually I don't care how they feel about it. This is a piece of parody, thats about it. This article 'Rajinikanth: The True Superhero' was compiled as a result of several email forwards.

It's official, Twinkies have ruined my life.

I live in Madras City, in south India. And here we do not get many of the great American snack foods, like popular American Candies, Oreos, Cheetos, popular American ice creams, the Hostess range of snack foods, etc. Of course there are other major brands available that make those kind of any time snacks, but there in no company here that makes the greatest snack food of all time, Twinkies.

You see, I love snacks, and I absolutely fell in love with Twinkies when my cousin was visiting Madras and brought a load of this Golden Cream filled sponge cake from New York. Needless to say, I was hooked for life and permanently indebted to the Continental Baking company and their Hostess line of snack foods. But what does one do when you do not have that snack cake available in your community/area or city? I wish the manufacturers of the Twinkie would start a manufacturing unit in India, but till then there is only one option, Make Your Own Twinkies.

This is where the trouble starts, and this is not what you think.
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This is the Guy Code, that ancient, immutable set of rules that has governed guy behavior since time immemorial....

The Guy Code - Learn it. Live it

1. Thou shalt not rent the movie "Chocolat".

2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.

5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call BULLSHIT. (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent)

7. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.

8. The maximum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

9. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddies' refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.

10. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a friends' birthday is strictly optional and slightly gay.

11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.

12. Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask his permission and he, in return is required to grant it.

13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Chicken Drumstick clean.

14. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem --- you didn't see nothin'.

15. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer except when being helped by a Indian where a bottle of McDowells should be offered. Brand and size of the bottle is directly proportionate to total mass of unused weight set and number of stairs from basement that the set must be moved from and to.

16. A man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.

17. Your girlfriend must bond with your buddy's girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them. You, however, are not required to make nice with her gal pal's significant dickheads --- low-level sports bonding is all the law requires.

18. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

19. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend up with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you'll be able to warn your buddy and give him time to prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.

20. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel........and it's free.

21. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

22. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

23. If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think, "What this guy needs is a good ass-kickin", then you may sit back and enjoy.

24. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting:

"Yeah, baby, push- it!"
"C'mon, give me one more! Harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers."
" Nice arse, are you a Sagittarius?"

25. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.

26. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you better be referring to his beer.

27. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she's withholding sex pending your response.

28. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're on equal footing: either both urinating or both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.

29. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him...too gay.

30. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "Back OFF!" you are absolved of your responsibility.

31. The morning after you and a babe who was formerly "just friends" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

This is it. So it has been written, so it shall be.

Caution :
The above has been written for the sake of some light, harmless fun, even if they sometimes seem to be 100% true. So, if anyone is still offended, then that is because you are a stuck up, prissy old twit. Lighten up, for everybody's sake, and do the world a favor.
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yours truly,
Ar'Nath